"Offensive linemen are like salt. Nobody ever remembers the brand they buy."

“She’s not much of a team player, more of a team yeller.”

“Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.”

“I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.”

Source : MTV News Online, 1992.

“Encourage kids to enjoy running and play in athletics. Don't force them to run too much competition.”

“Let a man proclaim a new principle. Public sentiment will surely be on the other side.”

“I LOVE my job. Having a front row seat to watch lives change because of others generosity is amazing! So thankful.”

“No legal ceremony--no election of the woman--no penalty for the perfidy of the man--no law to compel him to do his duty, no compensation for the poor woman who is turned adrift like the girl of the street, penniless, to sell herself on the best possible terms. This is Divine marriage, or Moses and the Bible lie; and this is Bible divorce--putting away!”

“I know that 20 years from now if anyone asks me one question, it will be, 'What was it like to be in Saving Private Ryan?”