"Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there...."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Real Quotes #Love You Quotes #Pride Quotes

“Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a space ship, dear.”
“I like eating fine foods and drinking nice wine. Even if I had a really good figure, I don't think I'd get my t**s and ***** out for no one.”
“How thin is the crust of order over the fires of human appetite and the lust for naked power.”
“Iâ€™m not the easiest person to live with. Iâ€™m kind of a slob.”
“The words, gestures, and threats of our officers were thrown away upon men who had lost all presence of mind and only longed for absence of body.”
“In the Obama administration's Washington, government officials are increasingly afraid to talk to the press. The administration's war on leaks and other efforts to control information are the most aggressive I've seen since the Nixon administration, when I was one of the editors involved in The Washington Post's investigation of Watergate.”

Source : "The Obama Administration and the Press" by Leonard Downie Jr., cpj.org. October 10, 2013.
“In a sane, civil, intelligent and moral society, you don't blame poor people for being poor.”
“You can exist without your soul, you know, as long as your brain and heart are still working. But youâ€™ll have no sense of self anymore, no memory, no . . . anything. Thereâ€™s no chance at all of recovery. Youâ€™ll just â€” exist. As an empty shell. And your soul is gone forever . . . lost.”

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