"I always hate telling my jokes in print 'cause I always feel like it reads so not funny and people read it and they think, 'Oh, so that's what that guy does in his stand-up? That's terrible.'"

-- Aziz Ansari

#Hate Quotes #Thinking Quotes #People Quotes

“You can bring your children under age 18 into the voting booth with you. Many families do so as a way to teach civic responsibility.”
“Investors have to ask themselves two questions. How much can we grow our investments? And, can we afford our mistakes?”
“Since that first showing of Foolish Wives I have seemed to walk through vast crowds of people, their white American faces turned towards me in stern reproof.”
“It was strange: When you reduced even a fledgling love affair to its essentials--I loved her, she maybe loved me, I was foolish, I suffered--it became vacuous and trite, meaningless to anyone else. In the end, it's only the moments that we have, the kiss on the palm, the joint wonder at the furrowed texture of a fir trunk or at the infinitude of grains of sand in a dune. Only the moments.”
“Stories make it possible for us to be human.”
“The future will be what you contribute to and create.”
“There's nowhere to hide in the theatre. You can't be the one in rehearsal who doesn't know their lines.”
“You can order yourself to treasure a moment, to cling tight to a feeling and never let it fade, but it's your brain, that three-pound lump of hamburger, that makes the final call.”

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