"I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he's charging me for finding it."

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Source : FaceBook post by Tim Conway from Mar 11, 2016

Tim Conway

#Cutting Quotes #Hair Quotes #Looks Quotes

“...looking angrily at the wombat: and a moment later, 'Come now, Stephen, this is coming it pretty high: your brute is eating my hat.' 'So he is, too,' said Dr. Maturin. 'But do not be perturbed, Jack; it will do him no harm, at all. His digestive processes--”
“[P]salms are basically prayers and hymns, by their very nature they are addressed to God or express truth about God in song.”
“Iron hand in a velvet glove.”
“My philosophy is, honestly never collected anything that I don't play. I know a lot of people that collect guitars, but for me, I want instruments that I play. And if I don't play them, I don't' want to have them sitting in a closet collecting dust.”
“The way to secure success is to be more anxious about obtaining than about deserving it.”
“Now when I see something beautiful or funny or sweet, sometimes I reach for my camera, but other times I think, 'I need to let this moment exist. I don't have to capture everything. I just want to experience it.'”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“We want to win. The Raider fans deserve it. The Raider players deserve it, even my organization deserves it. You have to win and you have to win with a vision for the Super Bowl. That's our passion here.”
“I have no fear of death whatsoever. I suspect that few people do, what they all fear is what might happen in the years or months before death.”

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