"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."

-- Ray Romano

#Fathers Day Quotes #Father Quotes #Hug Quotes

“Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.”
“To connect with the great river we all need a path, but when you get down there there's only one river.”
“When you see a worthy person, endeavor to emulate him. When you see an unworthy person, then examine your inner self.”
“Fans of the 'Inbetweeners' like the show because it is about four normal people, average guys or lower than average losers.”
“The best approach to sex for girls is, quote,'lying on your back and thinking of England.'”
“The past scampers like an alley cat through the present, leaving the paw prints of memories scattered helter-skelter.”
“Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia. Vayl - Why Ferrets? Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD?”
“Yves Saint Laurent gave women power, Chanel liberated them and when I joined Lanvin, I thought 'what do I bring to women? One day, I received an SMS from a friend in New York - she was in a taxi on the way to court to face her arsehole ex-husband, and she said to me 'Alber, I am wearing a Lanvin dress, and I feel so protected.' That to me was the biggest compliment I ever received. To have a 500 gram piece of silk make her feel protected - that made me very happy indeed.”

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