"Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens."

-- Andy Rooney

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“I would love to have a rapper on one of my songs, like Ludacris, or the 'it's so hot in here' guy, Nelly.”
“Our lives are pretty calm. Merging on the freeway in the closest you get to risking your life. So what's missing now is that primal emotion of being scared to death, and I think that's why people crave thrills like roller coasters or scary movies. They give you the chance to feel this very primal emotion in a very controlled environment.”
“If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.”

Source : The Marriage of Heaven and Hell "A Memorable Fancy" plate 14 (1790 - 1793). Inspired the title of Aldous Huxley's 1954 book about drug experimentation, The Doors of Perception, which in turn inspired the name of the 1960s rock group The Doors.
“It seems like only the real good stuff comes to mind. I don't think of all the tragedies...”
“If you want to feel humor too exquisite and subtle for translation, sit invisibly among a gang of Negro workers.”
“Man has here two and a half minutes-one to smile, one to sigh, and a half to love: for in the midst of this minute he dies.”
“What the common man cannot understand he hates.”

Source : Pearl S. Buck (2013). “God's Men: A Novel”, p.145, Open Road Media
“The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.”

Source : Mike Royko (2014). “Mike Royko: The Chicago Tribune Collection 1984-1997”, p.313, Agate Digital

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