"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Inspirational Quotes #Witty Quotes #Happy Mothers Day Quotes

“On July 4th, we renew our commitment to the American Idea-the belief that all men are created equal. We read the Declaration. We tell our kids the history. We remember those who died to protect our country. And along the way, we remind ourselves of why we love it.”
“When your dad is a country music fan and you take long car trips, you become one too.”
“How many honest men do you know? Take the sinners away from the saints, you're lucky to end up with Abraham Lincoln.”
“People can care about changing the world. But what gets them to act is pressure and social reward.”
“I'm sure there was people in Australia that told Peter Norman that hey, man, you shouldn't have done what you did, you shouldn't have gotten involved in those individuals, it wasn't your business.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“As electronic journalism came to be evaluated for its cost effectiveness, the network world began breaking up.”
“Forgiveness means it finally becomes unimportant that you hit back. You're done. It doesn't necessarily mean that you want to have lunch with the person. If you keep hitting back, you stay trapped in the nightmare...”

Source : Anne Lamott (2006). “Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith”, p.47, Penguin
“I think the word is adult!”

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