"Quality, productivity, and innovation can be significantly increased if companies provide all employees with practical tools for exploiting potential information"

“Humor is anger that was sent to finishing school.”

“Women are outperforming men in almost every sphere of life in our society and the women of East Indian ancestry are no exception to this rule. They have broken the cultural mould.”

“I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else.”

“Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.”

“I guess there's a lot we hope for that never happens.”

Source : Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni (2000). “Sister of My Heart”, Anchor

“Although I was first drawn to math and science by the certainty they promised, today I find the unanswered questions and the unexpected connections at least as attractive.”

“What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh?”

“I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.”