"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."

-- Dave Barry

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“Heaven would never be heaven without you.”
“I don't think it's time yet to eliminate cash, but I propose having a less-cash society, not a cashless one.”

Source : "'The Curse Of Cash' Makes Case For A World Without Paper Money". "All Things Considered" with Robert Siegel, www.npr.org. September 1, 2016.
“Any celebration meal to which guests are invited, be they family or friends, should be an occasion for generous hospitality.”
“t's really an encouragement of discipleship, it looks like anything else that we're offering to anyone else, any other person struggling with any other issue in their life. It's about pursuing a relationship with Christ.”

Source : Source: www.christianpost.com
“People recognize certain things, like 'D' means 'this dialogue stinks.' We're dealing with shows that are written here, shot in New York and posted back here. Accurate communication is a necessity.”
“My idea as far as comedy goes has always been to push the limits of what's acceptable for a woman to do or say or be. My hero in that would be Lenny Bruce, who teaches us that words have no meaning. It's the intent behind them that is what's important.”

Source : "You & A Guest". Live chat, www.breakupgirl.net. July 15, 1999.
“It seemed clear to me early on that one of the things a photograph could do was make a reality, and I wanted to do that. I always think of looking inside an Easter egg and seeing a perfect world.”
“Dams have harmed our wildlife and made rivers less useful for recreation.”

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