"It sometimes seemed to him that for love to work, it had to be fair, that he should tell only half the joke, and she the other half. Otherwise, it would not be love, but something completely elseâ€“pity or entertainment, or stand-up comedy."

-- Tao Lin

#Half Quotes #Entertainment Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Get your calculators out, this will be fun!”
“I don't build no heathen temples, where the Lord has done laid a hand. There's a well on the hill, let it be.”
“I'm getting more and more comfortable out on the golf course with the changes I've been making. It's really just a confidence thing in that I love being in contention.”

Source : "U.S. Women's Open pre-tournament notes and interviews". www.lpga.com. July 3, 2012.
“Both music and acting are huge parts of my life - it's all about balance.”
“I'd shrink government in a minute, if I could shrink GM, Bank of America, and all these immoral corporations that operate by an undemocratic code, with no soul and no conscience.”
“Islam teaches tolerance, not hatred; universal brotherhood, not enmity; peace, and not violence.”

Source : "In Musharraf's Words: 'A Day of Reckoning'". www.nytimes.com. January 12, 2002.
“How we eat can change the world”
“Walk towards the light, put it on your head and then crush your shadow that hides under your feet”

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