"I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whateverâ€™s going on."

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Source : Philadelphia Inquirer interview, April 22, 2007.

Jon Stewart

#Absurdity Quotes

“I'm still Elliott Yamin. I'm still the funky white Jewish boy from Richmond, Va.”
“My boarding school experience was the only thing I had strong enough feelings to write about for hundreds and hundreds of pages. I can still smell the formaldehyde of the fetal pigs in biology.”
“I hope I will be religious again but as for regaining my character I despare.”

Source : 'Journal' p. 80
“Every time Paul and Gene use my makeup, they have to pay me a royalty check. I think they changed the makeup so they didn't have to pay me.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.”
“My father kept me busy from dawn to dusk when I was a kid. When I wasn't pitching hay, hauling corn or running a tractor, I was heaving a baseball into his mitt behind the barn... If all the parents in the country followed his rule, juvenile delinquency would be cut in half in a year's time.”
“If I put my mind to it, and I put the work in, I have no doubt I could do it (pitch 4-5 additional years), but I made a promise to the people who've supported me for so many years. It's time to give back to my family.”
“Excellence is rarely found, more rarely valued.”

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