"He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie."

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Neil Simon

#Humorous Quotes #Nervous Quotes #Belts Quotes

“The sentences in the book of providence are sometimes long, and you must read a great way before you understand their meaning.”
“The story depicts also the troubled part of the hero's life which precedes and leads up to his death; and an instantaneous death occurring by 'accident' in the midst of prosperity would not suffice for it. It is, in fact, essentially a tale of suffering and calamity conducting to death.”

Source : A. C. Bradley (2016). “Shakespearean Tragedy”, p.9, A. C. Bradley
“The faithful are ever sustained by the presence of the Supreme Concourse. In the Supreme Concourse are Jesus, and Moses, and Elijah, and BahÃ¡â€™uâ€™llÃ¡h, and other supreme Souls: there, also, are the martyrs.”
“My biggest kick in music -playing or writing- is when I have a problem. Without a problem to solve, how much interest do you take in anything?”
“In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.”
“Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.”
“I hate collectors, the ones who take something just for themselves.”
“I don't want to make a movie for 100,000 fans that nobody else in the world sees, because I don't think that's good for the character.”

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