"Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to."

-- Rita Rudner

#Men Quotes #Sight Quotes #Weight Quotes

“Make a decision to be successful right now. Most people never decide to be wealthy and that is why they retire poor.”
“In the marathon anything can happen”

Source : "Paula Radcliffe in bullish mood ahead of Berlin marathon" by Barney Ronay, www.theguardian.com. September 24, 2011.
“My problem with the traditional acting method was that I never understood what you were supposed to be thinking about when you're onstage.”
“People are dream killers--you've got to be careful who you give emotional access to.”
“I get more tired by travelling than anything.”
“The sound has grown and sweetened over the years as well, and you can hear it on many of my recordings and, most likely, will see and hear me playing it if you come to a live show.”
“Jesus had a humble heart. If He abides in us, pride will never dominate our lives.”
“It is foolish to wish for beauty. Sensible people never either desire it for themselves or care about it in others. If the mind be but well cultivated, and the heart well disposed, no one ever cares for the exterior.”

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