"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."

-- Dave Barry

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Life Quotes

“The auditioning process is one in which the actor gets very little information about almost every element of it.”
“When I go fishing I like to know that there's nobody within five miles of me.”
“New York has always prided itself on its bad manners. That is the real source of our strength.”
“Stormy skies, says Ernesto. He grieved for them. Summer rain. Childhood.”
“Pedantry is the dotage of knowledge.”

Source : 'Anatomy of Bibliomania' (1930) vol. 1, p. 150
“Ironically, I like working with people.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him, 'With these huge ***** that I inherited from your mother, I already look like a hooker!'”
“We shot that in Morocco, and got out of the country at the beginning of July - and two months later came the attack on Twin Towers. The movie was then released in December, so that kind of atmosphere is not something that was unfamiliar to me.”

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