"If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious."

-- Rita Rudner

#Men Quotes #Dinner Quotes #Salad Quotes

“The aquilegia sprinkled on the rocks A scarlet rain; the yellow violet Sat in the chariot of its leaves, the phlox Held spikes of purple flame in meadows wet, And all the streams with vernal-scented reed Were fringed, and streaky bellow of miskodeed.”
“I could more easily contain Niagara Falls in a teacup than I can comprehend the wild, uncontainable love of God.”

Source : Brennan Manning, Michael W. Smith (2000). “The ragamuffin Gospel”, Multnomah
“I do a one-hour workout called Drenched, a cardio-boxing fitness routine, Monday through Friday. There are usually between twenty-five and fifty people there - everyone from stay-at-home moms and professional martial artists to teenagers and seniors. They play great dance music. When I can, I take two classes back-to-back.”
“After the death of the sadistic dictator Gen. Sanni Abacha in 1998, Nigeria underwent a one-year transitional military administration headed by Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar, who uncharacteristically bowed out precisely on the promised date for military disengagement. Did the military truly disengage, however? No.”
“Trusting each other is the beginning of a certain secular faith, a faith that allows us to live in families and communities and nations. Democracy, above all other forms of government, requires this faith ...”
“So much energy comes out of concerts sometimes, especially good ones that are really moving. And that energy, no matter how great the show is, it dissipates within two weeks or a month.”
“You can be angry and silent, but it's no use - there's no distance in the spirit - besides, my words touch you more softly than my hands.”
“All films are born free and equal.”

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