"Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on."

-- Aziz Ansari

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“It is a common observation that those who dwell continually upon their expectations are apt to become oblivious to the requirements of their actual situation.”
“A tree against the sky possesses the same interest, the same character, the same expression as the figure of a human.”
“There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?”
“And I love to cook! I've impressed hundreds of women with my cooking. And they always come back for more.”
“We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room.”
“The State Department said the countries that are most stealing our best ideas also are our best allies.”
“I have a lot of brothers. It's easy for me to do physical stuff. I had to survive. I really love it, and I'd love to do more of it. I want to do action films. I want to go and hang off of wires, and jump off of bridges, and hang on bungee cords. I've always really loved it.”
“Every Ontarian deserves to have a stable, affordable home. As we update our Long-Term Affordable Housing Strategy, I want to hear your views on how we can make Ontario's housing system work better for you, your family, and your community.”

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