"The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out."

-- Scott Wood

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“Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
“I've always known and been interested in people who are a little bit off the norm. I like to call attention to the idea that they are there, that they are real people, not invisible.”
“He that can have patience can have what he will.”
“Everyone I talk to says stuff like, 'Music sucks today,' and I'm going to try and change all that.”
“A man without enemies is a dishonest man.”
“Our resistance will be long and painful, but whatever the sacrifices, however long the struggle, we shall fight to the end, until Vietnam is fully independent and reunified.”
“Is the circle of fifths a drinking game?”
“The opera tells the story with all the built-in contradictions and from many different angles.”

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