"People always say, when did you realize you were funny? And I think it's not that you realize you were funny. It's that you're brain works in a certain way. And I don't think that that's - I think in some respects it's uncontrollable, and you can either accept it and deal with it and hone it or you can try to fight it. And I was too weak to fight it."

-- Jon Stewart

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“I've loved Michael Jackson, his music, his music videos.”
“We know too well that our freedom is incomplete without the freedom of the Palestinians.”
“A whole generation of Americans will retire in poverty instead of prosperity, because they simply are not preparing for retirement now.”
“Given the way universities work to reinforce and perpetuate the status quo, the way knowledge is offered as commodity, Women's Studies can easily become the place where revolutionary feminist thought and feminist activism are submerged or made secondary to the goals of academic careerism”
“I do kind of transcend the song and give it a different meaning.”
“Life is also a mixture of unsolved problems, ambiguous victories and vague defeats-with very few moments of clear peace.”
“Beauty is when you can appreciate yourself. When you love yourself, that's when you're most beautiful.”
“I wished sheâ€™d never stop squeezing me. I wished I could spend the rest of my life as a child, being slightly crushed by someone who loved me.”

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