"How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans."

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Marian Keyes

#Laughing Quotes #Plans Quotes

“Fair or foul the lot apportioned life on earth, we bear alike.”
“There is very little difference between men and women in space.”
“Sometimes they reasoned thus: "The Messiah ought to do such a thing, now Jesus is the Messiah, therefore Jesus has done such a thing." At other times, by an inverse process, it was said: "Such a thing has happened to Jesus; now Jesus is the Messiah; therefore such a thing was to happen to the Messiah."”
“A hush of expectancy descended in the chamber as all waited to hear the request. What treasure could he want? Laren inventoried in her mind all the precious trappings of the castle she could think of -jewels, weapons, art-and she saw that the others must be doing the same. What did the Sacoridians possess that would be good enough for the Eletian prince? "My brother," Graelalea said, "requires many pounds of dark chocolate fudge and Dragon Droppings. We must visit the Master of Chocolate.”
“I love my relationship with Coach Vermeil because it is one of the few genuine relationships that I have.”
“I congratulate the outgoing Nigeria President Mr Goodluck Jonathan for his grace in conceding defeat.”
“Shame is not your friend. It depletes your power. Let go of shame and embrace your magnificence.”
“Music is something I must do, business is something I need to do, and Africa is something I have to do. That's the way it breaks down in my life.”

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