"Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant."

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“My parents both worked full time. I remember a lot of simple meals. Everything I know about cooking is self-schooled.”
“The current administration has made the decision to cut dollars going for community development block grants, for various incentives to bring cities back.”
“I don't have a strict diet. It's all about cramming in as many calories into my system as I possibly can. To be honest with you, I have a tough time keeping weight on.”
“A hurtful act is the transference to others of the degradation which we bear in ourselves.”
“The student of Nature wonders the more and is astonished the less, the more conversant he becomes with her operations; but of all the perennial miracles she offers to his inspection, perhaps the most worthy of admiration is the development of a plant or of an animal from its embryo.”
“Fraternity without absorption, union without fusion.”
“If Iraq were to descend into chaos, the Europeans would feel the effects just as much as we would.”
“Much of American wealth is an illusion which is being secretly gnawed away and much of it will be completely wiped out in the near future....So what is the rest of your future? A grisly list of unpleasant events -- exploding inflation, price controls, erosion of your savings (eventually to nothing), a collapse of private as well as government pension programs, and eventually an international monetary holocaust which will sweep all paper currencies down the drain and turn the world upside down.”

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