"The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure."

“Like many of you, I was concerned about going out into the world and doing something bigger than myself. Until someone smarter than myself made me realize that there is nothing bigger than myself.”

Source : "Jim Carrey's inspiring commencement speech" by Lisa Respers France, www.cnn.com. May 28, 2014.

“How furious she must be, now that she's been taken at her word.”

“I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.”

“All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.”

“Surviving is the only glory in war”

Source : "Fictional character: Zab". "The Big Red One", www.imdb.com. 1980.

“The decision to feed the world is the real decision. No revolution has chosen it. For that choice requires that women shall be free.”

“I'm just a loud-mouthed middle-aged colored lady with a fused spine and three feet of intestines missing and a lot of people think I'm crazy. Maybe you do too, but I never stop to wonder why I'm not like other people. The mystery to me is why more people aren't like me.”

Source : Florynce Kennedy (1976). “Color Me Flo: My Hard Life and Good Times”

“I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup.”