"I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be."

-- Seth Rogen

#Funny Quotes #Cds Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“If it be not true to me, What care I how true it be.. Though it be not true to thee, It's gay and gospel truth to me..”
“The change that I never fall into is the, 'I'm-above-you-look-at-me-do-stuff-for-me change.' The change that I'm hoping I get to is where I become wiser, smarter - where I put myself in situations that don't have a huge potential for disaster.”
“Large corporations and unions know the power of being big enough to bargain for better rates.”
“I showed what I can do with butter, right? Eighty-five percent increase in sales. I'm very proud of them Country Life ads. They were funny and clever and classy like the Toblerone ads I grew up with.”
“Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments of the eyes are of two kinds, and arise from two causes, either from coming out of the light or from going into the light, which is true of the mind's eye, quite as much as of the bodily eye; and he who remembers this when he sees any one whose vision is perplexed and weak, will not be too ready to laugh; he will first ask whether that soul of man has come out of the brighter light, and is unable to see because unaccustomed to the dark, or having turned from darkness to the day is dazzled by excess of light.”
“There is no means of proving it is preferable to be than not to be.”
“Cooking is actually quite aggressive and controlling and sometimes, yes, there is an element of force-feeding going on.”
“No one remembers who took second place and that will neverbe me.”

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