"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

-- Woody Allen

#Funny Quotes #God Quotes #Witty Quotes

“No one has a monopoly on our unending story of nationhood; no one has the manual for our nationhood.”
“It's hard to say this about a guy like Eddie Van Halen, one of the greatest guitar players who ever lived, but he's really limited to a style and they're locked into it.”
“One of the hardest obstacles I've had to overcome in my life was not understanding how to draw healthy boundaries. I finally learned it's perfectly OK to say no.”
“Courage is feeling the fear and doing it anyway.”
“I'm not saying that people on welfare don't contribute in their own way, but as many as possible should be encouraged to be economically active as well as socially and culturally active.”
“But perhaps this is what goes wrong with long marriages--you state your opinions, your likes and dislikes, at the beginning and then forget to mention when they change" (135).”
“Success should stem from entrepreneurial creativity, not political connectivity.”
“In selecting men for office, let principle be your guide. Regard not the particular sect or denomination of the candidate-look to his character.”

Source : Noah Webster (1843). “A Collection of Papers on Political, Literary, and Moral Subjects”, p.303

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