"Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?"

“I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.”

“I don't think I really started to seriously compose until around that time when I was 40.”

“All Juleps are made for present use, and therefore it is in vain to speak of their duration.”

Source : Nicholas Culpeper (1785). “The English Physician Enlarged: With Three Hundred and Sixty-nine Medicines, Made of English Herbs, that Were Not in Any Impression Until this : Being an Astrologo-physical Discourse of the Vulgar Herbs of this Nation ...”, p.335

“Trying to fix another person will only add to my anxiety. Letting Jesus work on me is where real progress can happen.”

“... we shall never become an immense power in the world until we concentrate all our money and editorial forces upon one great national daily newspaper, so we can sauce back our opponents every day in the year; once a month or once a week is not enough.”

“We did a gig at the Marquee and we were supposed to be paid five pounds but we never got it, and it cost us something like 10 pounds in petrol to get there to do it. So what we did was steal some equipment from The Marquee.”

“Accidents ambush the unsuspecting, often violently, just like love.”

Source : Andrew Davidson (2008). “The Gargoyle”, p.5, Anchor

“Ghost stories always creep me out and weird me out. Those are always interesting to watch.”