"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."

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Dave Barry

#Fashion Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Failure Quotes

“I don't particularly like being angry about stuff. I'd rather hang out with my daughter and write my little books.”
“I have an odd fetish with nails. I was always doing beauty blogs about nails, and it would be on Fridays called Fridays Fingertip Fetish. It became so popular that a nail polish company approached me, and Fingertip Fetish was born.”
“I've got to be kind of careful because I've had good advice: "Don't sell yourself too short." I have to not be too available to everything that comes along. I've always been a people pleaser and now I'm upping the ante in terms of price so I can be more selective. I really enjoyed working on three tracks on Sara Groves' [parenthood-focused] album Station Wagon. I love playing on those songs and I love the heart in that album.”
“One merit of poetry few persons will deny: it says more and in fewer words than prose.”
“Practice structure determines success.”
“In a certain state of mind, all trace of feeling is banished. Whenever I remain silent in a certain way, I don't love you, have you noticed that?”
“I don't believe anyone who says they don't care what people say about them. Of course they bloody well do.”
“Television is in a different time because of reality television, so it's not as exciting.”

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