"I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."

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Source : "FIctional character: Mater (voice)". "Cars" (Video Game), www.imdb.com. 2006.

Larry the Cable Guy

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“I've got a small, loyal audience, which is great. And I appreciate that. They're there for me every time.”
“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.”

Source : Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.60, Open Road Media
“Temples are an expression of God's love”
“Do not grieve. Misfortune will happen to the wisest and best of men. Death will come, always out of season. It is the command of the Great Spirit, and all nations and people must obey. What is past and cannot be prevented should not be grieved for... Misfortunes do not flourish particularly in our lives - they grow everywhere.”
“My words are unerring tools of destruction, and Iâ€™ve come unequipped with the ability to disarm them.”

Source : Twitter post from Mar 21, 2018
“There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live.”

Source : "To 'Be' or to 'DO'" Forum, Volume LXXXI, No. 6, June 1929.
“The Bible says that our core problem, the fundamental reason we do what we do, is sin.”
“All good actors are unpredictable, and a little crazy in a good way, because they feel more secure playing other people than themselves.”

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