"He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself."

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Source : James Finn Garner (2011). “Politically Correct Bedtime Stories”, p.6, Souvenir Press

James Finn Garner

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“Someone who plays hard every shift, it's pretty admirable for a young guy.”
“The direction of your focus is the direction your life will move. Let yourself move toward what is good, valuable, strong and true”
“I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies”
“We of course have our problems, to say the least, in comportment towards ourselves and our environment, but admittance to the cosmos and the spatial infinity and temporal immortality it provides may well be just the remedy for these age-old problems. Access to the boundless resources of the universe may once and for all puncture the pressure of population and politics of scarcity which have generated war, oppression, and plagued our species from the start.”
“All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.”

Source : Personal Quote, www.imdb.com.
“I don't care if you broke, you grew up broke... you grew up rich. You only get 24hrs in a day! We all only get 24 hours in a day. It's what we do with it that makes the difference!”
“Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.”

Source : Penelope Leach (2013). “Your Baby and Child”, p.10, Knopf
“We must not be content to be cleansed from sin; we must be filled with the Spirit.”

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