"The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I have no idea what that is."

-- Luis Polonia

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“Here’s my prediction: Ninety percent of what everyone will drink will be red wine, and one of the biggest markets will be China.”
“I keep healthy and I'm always very active and always have been so. I don't really see any signs of aging yet. Music keeps you young.”

Source : "Exclusive: John Mayall to Celebrate his 80th Birthday While Performing in Sarasota". Interview with Ray Shasho, www.classicrockhereandnow.com. September 28, 2013.
“What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.”
“All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.”
“For a man to attain to an eminent degree in learning costs him time, watching, hunger, nakedness, dizziness in the head, weakness in the stomach, and other inconveniences.”
“Loads of chemicals and hazardous wastes have been introduced into the atmosphere that didn't even exist in 1948. The environmental condition of the planet is far worse than it was 42 years ago.”
“One dictionary that I consulted remarks that "natural history" now commonly means the study of animals and plants "in a popular and superficial way," meaning popular and superficial to be equally damning adjectives. This is related to the current tendency in the biological sciences to label every subdivision of science with a name derived from the Greek. "Ecology" is erudite and profound; while "natural history" is popular and superficial. Though, as far as I can see, both labels apply to just about the same package of goods.”
“I was tired of working in an office and I wanted to make a living telling stories. There are not many people who find a way to do this.”

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