"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'"

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Source : Dave Barry (1999). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Random House Digital, Inc.

Dave Barry

#Life And Love Quotes #Humor Quotes #Funny Work Quotes

“It is safe to make a choice of your thoughts, scarcely ever safe to express them all.”
“I thought George Adamski was actually a fraud. Looking at him, I found him repulsive. In other words, he didn't have the wide-eyed, innocent look that Orfeo Angelucci did.”
“I believe a No. 1 song starts happening when it's believable and validating.”
“Unfortunate and wretched are those who have respected a book they did not love and hated those they did.”
“All that glisters is not gold.”
“Go to bed; tired is stupid.”

Source : Ursula K. Le Guin (2012). “A Wizard of Earthsea”, p.83, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“I'm always looking for a girlfriend.”
“After a while, you just don't do things you don't wanna do - that's the great freedom you get, the older you get. You learn what to do and what not to do, and what will be a waste of time and what won't be a waste of time.”

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