"I think I just had an evilgasm."

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Source : "The Order of the Stick". Strip 197: A Change of Scale. Webcomic by Rich Burlew, 2005.

Rich Burlew

#Thinking Quotes

“I would not know what to say to you, except this: there was never a map that got it all right, and truth and beauty were never married to one another for long.”
“Many of us say we want to experience God, but we donâ€™t look for his majesty. [Tweet this]Â We travel lifeâ€™s paths with our heads down, focused on the next step with our careers or families or retirement plans. But we donâ€™t really expect God to show up with divine wonder.”

Source : FaceBook post by Margaret Feinberg from Apr 21, 2013
“I wouldnt mind spending six months a year having a private jet take me around the world to visit natural and historical landmarks like the Egyptian pyramids, Mount Kilimanjaro or the Taj Mahal.”
“If I were to agree to write the music for your beautiful poem, it would tie your poem up for some years as I have agreements and obligations which I must respect.”
“All sciences are vain and full of errors that are not born of Experience, the mother of all Knowledge.”
“The use of force is easy to rationalize in terms of basic economics. 'We should make them PAY for what they've done!' It's just the law of demand: raise the price of crossing us, and fewer people will cross us. Make the price another Hiroshima, and perhaps the quantity demanded will fall to zero.”
“Being fresh is more important than having money.”
“When I sit down to the feast of life ... I'm so busy planning on how to pick up the check, and wondering what the other people think of me for paying it, and wondering if I have enough money in my pocket to pay the bill, that I don't get around to eating.”

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