"Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later."

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Source : Art Buchwald (2006). “Too Soon to Say Goodbye”, p.37, Random House

Art Buchwald

#Suicide Quotes #Two Quotes #Mind Quotes

“A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.”
“Peak hours for sending a first email through the online dating system tended to be during work (eleven A.M. to four P.M.) and then just after dinner (seven P.M. to nine P.M.). I did have a few women send me a first message after eleven P.M. Those who did had an 82 percent chance of coming from a profile that had too many words.”
“Happiness is the possession of the excellence proper to us, and of the power subservient to it.”
“This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.”
“Studies indicate that the one quality all successful people have is persistence.”
“I'm a workaholic. I've been doing my job for a long time.”
“One does not set out with the idea that I've just had a great idea and now I'm going to go and carry it out. Almost all art that's made like that doesn't go anywhere.”
“If Men are so wicked as we now see them with Religion what would they be if without it?”

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