"I'm not much of a joke writer."

-- Ben Falcone

“He is not poor who has the use of necessary things. [Lat., Pauper enim non est cui rerum suppetet usus.]”
“I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.”
“Actually I feel I'm a better player; more mentally. I guess you get better with age people say. You have a lot more wisdom.”
“Prayer is speaking to God - but sometimes He uses our times of prayerful silence to speak to us in return.”
“People will always try to find themselves and their place in the world.”
“The Church is the Ship outside which it is impossible to understand the Divine Word, for Jesus spoke from the boat to the people gathered on the shore.”
“I've made a promise to myself to be a 100% healthy person if nothing else.”
“As long as we can feel hope, there is hope.”

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