"I have only one goal in golf - to leave it with my sanity."

-- Joe Inman

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“When I first heard bands like Tortoise, it seemed to come off the back of that world, like let's make a record with three vibraphones and release it on a seven-inch with black-and-white artwork.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“It has been popular to threaten "small islands and low-lying coasts" with scenarios of disastrous future flooding. The Maldives has been the most utilised target. We have undertaken a careful analysis of actual sea level changes in the Maldives. No rise has been recorded either in the present or the past centuries.”
“Gynaecologists are very smooth indeed. Because they have to listen to woeful and sordid symptoms they develop an expression of refinement and sympathy.”

Source : A Sense of Asher p. 86. Pitman Medical, UK (1972)
“Rather than say I play Jazz, I simply say I play music.”
“Today's patience can transform yesterday's discouragements into tomorrow's discoveries. Today's purposes can turn yesterday's defeats into tomorrow's determination.”
“I like to kill people in my dreams, so when I fall asleep be sure not to come too close.”
“Give your fullest attention to whatever the moment presents.”
“I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.”

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