"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."

-- Dave Barry

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“Do not commence your exercises in philosophy in those regions where an error can deliver you over to the executioner.”
“I went for endless auditions for tiny parts in obscure plays, and never got one job until I was in 'Four Weddings'.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.”
“I used to think of that line in Allen Ginsberg's 'Howl', about the 'sad cup of coffee'.. ..I have had cold coffee and hot coffee and lousy coffee, But I've never had a sad cup of coffee.”
“My fear is that the global consumption of oil is going to increase, but European oil consumption has already reached its peak. The amount of oil available globally, I think, has already peaked.”

Source : "Global oil availability has peaked - EU energy chief". Interview, www.reuters.com. November 10, 2010.
“There's something about singing that I just love. It makes me feel freer than anything in the world.”
“The person who takes medicine must recover twice, once from the disease and once from the medicine.”
“Music is such a healing thing, no matter who you are.”

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