"After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch."

-- Rita Rudner

#Next Quotes #Scratches Quotes #Stamps Quotes

“Lay down the song you strum, And rest yourself 'neath the strength of strings No voice can hope to hum.”
“I have never refused to talk to any authorities or give them any information I had.”
“All freedom to man, but freedom is useful when we know what life is, when we know what past is, what present is, when we know how to go about things, not that every man should be left to experiment by himself.”
“At one point, 'feminist' became a pejorative term. How did that happen? If you're a feminist, you're basically saying you're a humanist.”
“If you believe what you say, words will become reality.”
“Peace on earth begins with birth.”
“The only possible role that I can see for reconciliation would be to make modest changes in the major package to improve affordability, to deal with what share of Medicaid expansion the federal government pays, those kinds of issues, which is the traditional role for reconciliation in health care.”
“Now the truth is, a president really can't control the economy, although his policies do have some effect on it.”

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