"There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet."

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Patrick SÃ¼skind

#Men Quotes #Needs Quotes #Toilets Quotes

“Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.”
“People see themselves as 'succeeding' because they are individually exceptional -- they don't see that there is a mechanism that has made it possible for them.”
“The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.”
“I believe that the biggest mistake that most people make when it comes to their retirement is they do not plan for it. They take the same route as Alice in the story from "Alice in Wonderland," in which the cat tells Alice that surely she will get somewhere as long as she walks long enough. It may not be exactly where you wanted to get to, but you certainly get somewhere.”
“There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone.”
“Yes, there were times when I forgot not only who I was but that I was, forgot to be.”
“Though what we accept be true, it is a prejudice unless we ourselves have considered and understood why and how it is true.”
“Both Christians and religious Jews are finding it increasingly difficult to practice their faiths through college groups on so-called mainline campuses in the United States.”

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