"I think my general disposition on life is finding what's funny about it. When something happens, the first thing in my mind is, "What's funny about it?""

-- Will Smith

#Thinking Quotes #Mind Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“Become very clear about your intentions and desires, know that you deserve them, and then firmly put your foot down to the universe commanding these changes (while simultaneously surrendering control over how this will occur). All the doors will open for you as a result!”
“West Germans are tall, pink, pert and orthodontically corrected, with hands, teeth and hair as clean as their clothes and clothes as sharp as their looks. Except for the fact that they all speak English pretty well, they're indistinguishable from Americans.”
“My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.”

Source : Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.12, Michael O'Mara Books
“What is a good enough principle for an American citizen ought to be good enough for the working man to follow.”
“Amy Cahill didn't believe in omens. But black snow was falling, he earth was rumbling beneath her feet, her brother was meowing, and her uncle Alistair was prancing on the beach in pink pajamas. She had to admit, the signs were not promising.”

Source : Peter Lerangis (2011). “The 39 Clues #7: The Viper's Nest”, p.7, Scholastic Inc.
“There was a time when the world acted on books; now books act on the world.”
“When you're not smoking anymore, you don't have to carry around a pack of cigarettes, a lighter - all this paraphernalia. So you're liberated in a certain sense. It's the same with drinking.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“The impossible exists only until we find a way to make it possible”

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