"Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress"

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Source : Twitter post from Jul 31, 2013

Tim Hawkins

#Moving Quotes #Two Quotes #Helping Quotes

“With religion I was always like, Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I suspect people channel-surf, as they tend to everywhere. But I'm told that we're not much on at the State Department, so we'll have to look into that.”

Source : "PBS NewsHour" with Terence Smith, www.pbs.org. January 31, 2002.
“The dog has behaved himself quite well all day, and the show is doing fantastically well in the ratings... I have no reason to be sad!”
“This is life. It is everywhere, and it is here for the taking. I am alive and I know this, now, in a more profound way than when I am doing anything else. These sights are ephemeral, fleeting treasures that have been offered to me and to me alone. No other person in the history of the world, anywhere in all of time and space, has been granted this gift to be here in my place. And I am privileged, through the camera, to take this moment away with me. That is why I photograph.”
“People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who canâ€™t”

Source : Stephen Fry (2011). “Moab Is My Washpot”, p.284, Soho Press
“I believe I am entitled like any other person to have the presumption of innocence.”

Source : "Oppn launches twin attempts to interrupt Parliament". "AM " with Naomi Woodley, www.abc.net.au. May 8, 2012.
“We have the Bible in our hands; but how little we know of its teaching! And how little are we governed by it! We go on, from week to week, year to year, with things which have no foundation whatever in its pages- yea, with things utterly opposed to its teaching; and, all the while, we boast of having the Scriptures, just like the Jews of old, who made their boast of having the oracles of God, while those very oracles condemned themselves and their ways, and left them without a single plea.”
“Love that has been given to you is too sacred a thing to be talked of to anyone ... except just to the person who is like part of you and who will feel it as you do.”

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