"Phew am exhausted. Just read about something called "the offside rule". Too much for my tiny brain. Must be damaged from nail polish fumes"

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Source : Kelly Cates @KellyCates, twitter.com. January 23, 2011.

Kelly Cates

#Football Quotes #Brain Quotes #Tiny Quotes

“The real triumph of civilization is the extent to which coercion is banished from human relations.”
“If I hadn't believed it, then I wouldn't have seen it”
“There are two types of sacrifices: correct ones and mine”
“Faith without works is as dead as a doornail.”
“Eating words has never given me indigestion.”
“Any man that resists the present tides that run in the world, will find himself thrown upon a shore so high and barren that it will seem he has been separated from his human kind forever.”
“You cannot see me from where I look at myself”
“Innate directs its vital energy through the nervous system to specialize the coordination and sensation and volition through the cumulative and vegetative functions.”

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