"Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?"

-- Aristotle

#Taken Quotes #Doctors Quotes #Medicine Quotes

“The Irish Republican Army has kept every commitment made by its leadership.”
“Long distance is the next best thing to being there. But a dove in love would rather reach out and touch someone. Spring is in the air and all lines are busy with local calls as the wooing and cooing commences.”

Source : Charley Harper (1994). “Beguiled by the wild: the art of Charley Harper”, Flower Valley Pr
“If I can't joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign.”

Source : James A. Owen (2010). “Search for the Red Dragon”, p.159, Simon and Schuster
“It's not a bad day at work when you just have to take your shirt off for a big franchise movie. There are worse jobs out there!”
“I will announce some of the tombs I found next to the great pyramid of Khufu. One is an intact tomb that I have not opened yet.”
“Why marry? If you're not married, you just leave each other and it's cool. Who needs the paper? To me it means nothing.”
“I don't like sympathetic characters.”

Source : "Howard Barker: 'I don't care if you listen or not'". Interview with Maddy Costa, www.theguardian.com. October 01, 2012.
“Embracing the torture, as I'm assaulted by my own thoughts. Like a locust giving birth to earworms. Eeeeew!”

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