"Elsa's joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!"

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Source : Jacqueline Wilson (2008). “The Bed and Breakfast Star”, Random House

Jacqueline Wilson

#Baby Quotes #Sleep Quotes #Apricots Quotes

“Teaching is a wonderful way to learn.”
“Hang that question up in your houses, "What would Jesus do?" and then think of another, "How would Jesus do it?" for what he would do, and how he would do it, may always stand as the best guide to us.”
“What our Lord said about cross-bearing and obedience is not in fine type. It is in bold print on the face of the contract.”
“I have a pet peeve about bands that don't play their hits. I think it's kind of selfish.”
“I use my cell phone as much as I can - I talk to friends all the time. I'm like 2,000 hours a month. It's crazy”
“It is an act of insanity and national humiliation to have a law prohibiting the President from ordering assassination.”
“I played a lot of music all throughout my life, actually, but in high school I was in marching band and all the bands. So, I was big into music, I was big into drawing and sculpture, and all these different things.”

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“Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn't mean is isn't real, doesn't mean it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean it doesn't matter, but basically, we're talking a practice swing in the big game of love.”

Source : Jennifer Crusie (2011). “Faking It”, p.83, Macmillan

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