"In Iraq, the U.S. military's whack-a-mole approach to killing Saddam Hussein may have finally paid off. The bombs destroyed the area and left behind a 60-foot crater, or as coalition forces prefer to call it: a freedom hole."

-- Jon Stewart

#Military Quotes #Iraq Quotes #Feet Quotes

“Joy to the world, the Lord is come / Let earth receive her King / Let every heart, prepare him room / And heaven and nature sing.”
“Trust is the ultimate human currency.”

Source : "CEO Speaker Series: Technology and Global Growth: A Conversation with Bill McDermott, Co-Chief Executive Officer, SAP". Interview with Peter Cook, www.cfr.org. April 12, 2012.
“It's either not good enough and dies altogether, or it develops.”
“I don't find the business easy. The moment you start talking about the business, you start sounding like someone in Spinal Tap.”
“I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.”
“I know I am only one, but I am one, and just because I'm one should not stop me from”
“Weâ€™re flimflam artists. But remember, sonny, you canâ€™t con people unless theyâ€™re greedy to begin with. W. C. Fields had it right. You canâ€™t cheat an honest man.”
“The Grammys are supposed to be awards for artistic excellenceâ€¦ Iggy Azaleaâ€™s not excellent,”

Source : "Azealia Banks And Iggy Azalea Are Going At It Again" by Adam Fleischer, www.mtv.com. December 19, 2014.

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