"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

-- Dennis Rodman

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“There are fast ideas and slow ideas, just as there are fast trains and slow trains. When it comes to money, most people are on the slow train looking out the window watching the fast train pass them by. If you want to become rich quickly, your plan must include fast ideas.”
“When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.”

Source : James Montgomery Bailey (1873). “Life in Danbury: Being a Brief But Comprehensive Record of the Doings of a Remarkable People, Under More Remarkable Circumstances, and Chronicled in a Most Remarkable Manner”, p.230
“Anyone who can feel that way about a woman is worth lovin himself.”
“If Allah created you for this world, He would have created you without death.”
“We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs.”
“Some shall reap that never sowAnd some shall toil and not attain.”

Source : "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations" Book by John Bartlett, 10th ed., 1919.
“All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.”
“I open my eyes to see Ry staring at me, and my desert soul erupts with turquoise water, floods and cascades and waterfalls rushing in around my rocky parts, pushing and reshaping and filling every hidden dark spot.”

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