"You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke."

-- Benjamin Walker

#Ideas Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“The woman who does her job for society inside the four walls of her home must not be considered by her husband or anyone else an economic "dependent," reaching out her hands in mendicant fashion for financial help.”
“Everyone was so good at what they were doing, and what they were bringing onto the table, that I was confident. I guess I was just trying to keep up, really, that was my hope at the end of the day; that I could do them justice and do the story [Maze Runner] justice and do Wes [Ball] justice.”
“If in this wide world, teeming with abundant supplies for human want, to thousands of wretched creatures no choice is open, save between starvation and sin, may we not justly say that there is something utterly wrong in the system that permits such things to be?”
“This was just one night, one chance to vary and see where it took me. The fireflies were probably already out: maybe it wasnâ€™t just a season or a time but a whole world Iâ€™d forgotten. Iâ€™d never know until I stepped out into it. So I did.”
“If a rabbit gave advice and the advice wasn't accepted, he immediately forgot it, and so did everyone else.”

Source : Richard Adams (2014). “Watership Down”, p.302, Oneworld Publications
“There were times when I would suddenly realize making music is a crazy pipe dream. I would see bands that did super well in South Africa still struggling to survive, or even people on the international level who are doing well but financially can't really support themselves.”
“Well, the first thing to say is that we've worked hard to maintain compatibility, so that any program written with an earlier version of Mathematica can run without change in 3.0, and any notebook can be converted.”
“Fame is nothing but an empty name.”

Source : Charles Churchill, William Tooke (1804). “The Poetical Works of Charles Churchill”, p.24

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