"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."

-- Woody Allen

#Witty Quotes #Hate Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Tomorrow is tomorrow. Future cares have future cures, And we must mind today.”

Source : Sophocles (1958). “The Oedipus Plays of Sophocles”, Signet
“Perhaps it's just me, but I am wary of any persons whose belief system is the only thing standing between them and repulsive behavior.”

Source : Twitter post from Aug 13, 2009
“The two operations of our understanding, intuition and deduction, on which alone we have said we must rely in the acquisition of knowledge.”
“I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.”
“Only undertake what you can do in an excellent fashion. There are no prizes for average performance.”
“Are you winning the battle against materialism?”
“My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.”
“Government employees are public servants and prohibited by the Constitution from inhibiting religious freedom, that is a far cry from sneaking around and into a church and acting like KGB agents.”

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