"It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa"

-- Groucho Marx

#Inspiration Quotes #Ivory Quotes #Alabama Quotes

“The whole business is the crudest sort of stratagem, since we have no way of foreseeing it to the end. It is a mere paying out of rope on the chance that somewhere along the length of it will be a noose.”
“If atheism solved all human woe, then the Soviet Union would have been an empire of joy and dancing bunnies, instead of the land of corpses.”
“Unshed tears leave a deposit on your heart. Eventually they form a crust around it and paralyze it, the way mineral deposits paralyze a washing machine.”
“The highest power is the human mind. That's where God came from and my belief in God is my belief in myself.”
“"Sinner" is a present-tense description of everyone, including those who have put their faith in Christ. Of course, those who have called Jesus "Lord" are justified, meaning that they are no longer guilty. Also, they have been given the Spirit, which makes them slaves to Christ rather than to sin. But we all are sinners. Perfection awaits eternity.”
“I always feel I'm getting near to something that's got more to it than I can get hold of.”
“In Silicon Valley, if you spend a lot of time thinking about the obstacles, you'll talk yourself out of everything, because the more you look at it, the less logical something sounds, since no one has done it yet.”
“I don't like to get hit, who likes it? I probably wouldn't do this sport if I was getting hit that much.”

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