"I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture."

-- Aisha Tyler

#Childhood Quotes #Amusement Quotes #Painful Quotes

“Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.”
“The entire cosmos is a cooperative. The sun, the moon, and the stars live together as a cooperative. The same is true for humans and animals, trees, and the Earth. When we realize that the world is a mutual, interdependent, cooperative enterprise -- then we can build a noble environment. If our lives are not based on this truth, then we shall perish.”
“There is no defense against a base on balls.”
“It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”

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“Of all peoples the Greeks have dreamt the dream of life best.”
“Whoever is new to power is always harsh.”
“It's time for second chances. It's time to remake the world.”
“We can get so much out of golf. I know I have, and I'd like to see the same for you. Golf is the game of a lifetime, one in which you can get better and better. It's not what you do that counts, but what you attempt to do.”

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