"If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know."

-- Ray Romano

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“I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress.”
“I didnâ€™t know who she was, but I had this fire inside me for someone I knew existed.”
“Sure, I have a lot of friends that are actors. Just because I guess I run into a lot of actors in my work.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty.”

Source : Barbara Woodhouse (1984). “No Bad Dogs: The Woodhouse Way”, p.57, Simon and Schuster
“It has never been my object to record my dreams, just the determination to realize them.”
“If you want good roses, sharpen your knife and harden your heart.”

Source : Patience Strong (1951). “The Glory of the Garden”
“Curiously, ghosts are rarely if ever seen in the nude. They appear fully clothed, and may even change clothing on subsequent appearances. They may change their form, to appear as they looked at different stages of their lives. Unless someone out there knows of an extoplasmic department store on the spiritual plane, we have to wonder, "Where do the clothes and accessories come from?”

Source : Loyd Auerbach (2005). “Hauntings and Poltergeists: A Ghost Hunter's Guide”, p.77, Ronin Publishing
“Billions of people have seen and been influenced by movies in the short history of this industry.”

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