"Surprise is not humor. I think that there can be a fine line there."

-- Keegan-Michael Key

#Thinking Quotes #Lines Quotes #Surprise Quotes

“As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook.”
“For me the curse is a crutch, but the con is everything.”
“I don't hire anybody not brighter than I am. If they're not brighter than I am, I don't need them.”
“I would love to love something, especially if I could do it without feeling like I was watching it die right in front of me.”
“A small sample of the oxygen molecules from any breath that anybody took within the past few thousand years is near certain to be in the next breath you take.”

Source : David Bodanis (1988). “The secret house: 24 hours in the strange and unexpected world in which we spend our nights and days”, Touchstone Books
“Psychic health depends on orgastic potency, i.e., upon the degree to which one can surrender to and experience the climax of excitation in the natural sexual act. It is founded upon the healthy character attitude of the individual's capacity for love. Psychic illnesses are the result of a disturbance of the natural capacity for love.”
“The tide of history is turning women from beasts of burden and sexual playthings into full-fledged human beings.”

Source : Nicholas D. Kristof, Sheryl WuDunn (2009). “Half the Sky”, p.250, Vintage
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”

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