"You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was not so much evil, but benign stupidity people doing stupid things without realising or, instead, thinking they were doing good."

-- Tom Lehrer

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“Some children act as if they thought their parents had nothing to do, but to see them established in the world and then quit it.”
“For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.”
“Every truth ever discovered, each new spiritual light that will ever burn bright has already been seeded in our consciousness.”
“The best things in life are clean living, good works, and big saphires. And not in that order.”
“For those of us who have been thrown into hell, mysterious melodies and the torturing images of a vanished beauty will always bring us, in the midst of crime and folly, the echo of that harmonious insurrection which bears witness, throughout the centuries, to the greatness of humanity.”

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“RaÃºl is a born goal-scorer. He was always in the right place at the right time. He was a great professional â€“ one of the best to emerge from our country. His dedication, discipline and talent were superb. To talk about RaÃºl is to talk about a thoroughbred striker. He is, perhaps, one of the last true center forwards produced by El Salvador.”
“The world of dance is a charmed place. Some people like to inhabit it, others to behold it; either way it is rewarding.”
“Timing is everything in life and in golf.”

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